Hah, what a headline grabber. Leaves you wanting more, right? Not quite on a par with the Sun’s, ‘How do you solve a problem like Korea,” but I like to think that avoiding the puns gives it a little bit of credence.
Of course, The 400 Lb Gorilla’s release does not refer to a Silver Back in the wilds. It is a book and its approval for release comes from the Department of Fimmigration, a completely fictitious entity that may exist in another dimension where it would most definitely scrutinize publications like The 400 Lb Gorilla because it might contain very sensitive information.
Information such as confirmation of the existence of said Department of Fimmigration. But look, don’t take my word for it. The thing is out next week–but there is a sneak preview here, if you want it. And why wouldn’t you? I mean who wouldn’t want to know about someone surviving a near death RTA and being convinced that he’s therefore very lucky, even though the passenger in the car with him has disappeared into thin air. So when she turns up a year later wanting to carry on where they left off, Matt Danmore’s troubled life starts looking up. But underneath her traffic stopping exterior is something else altogether, something that will bring him into conflict with the Dept of Fimmigration and an agent called Kylah with the most amazing gold-flecked eyes…
You get my drift?
Oh, and when I get an actual date for publication, I will let you know.
Be careful out there.